Iams Dog Food Coupons Story and Ad

“Woof! Woof!” Sparky barked. “Calm down there turbo, I’ve got your food right here…” Fire Chief Bret Williams expounded as he reached into the food bag to pull out some dog food when *que Beethoven’s fifth*, he reached the bottom of the bag and there had been nothing there. “Goodness gracious sakes alive!” cried Chief Williams. “Sparky you’re food bag is empty! What are we going to do? The state pulled almost all of our dog food funds as of last month, we cannot afford your favorite dog food anymore.” Sparky whined, and gave Chief Williams “the look”. “I’m sorry Sparky, but unless you can find a way to get some Iams dog food on the inexpensive, you are getting stuck with some generic fake.” Sparky snarled, and strode out of the room. If only there had been some sort of coupon we could get for Sparky. Recounted Lieutenant Marty Mac. Yes , some sort of Iams dog food coupons would be nice, I've never seen a dog so attached to a brand name before.” Chief Williams expounded. Me neither boss man, that dog is something else often Lieutenant Mac trailed off, I have an idea!” Mac expounded excitedly. We could look on the web for some dog food coupons, there's certain to be something on the internets we could use.” “You’re telling me that you can find something useful out of that mangle of electrical pipes? Asked Chief Williams incredulously. Yes sir, I bet we could afford Sparky’s food if we just found some Iams Dog Food Coupons. Responded Lieutenant Mac. Well get to work, that internet connection doesn’t pay for itself you know, that money might be going to Sparky’s dog food budget!” huffed Chief Williams. Sir, we will not cancel our net connection, what are we going to do after we finish cleaning the fire wagon, for the fourth time this week? Do you need to go back to perpetual hours of solitaire? Truthfully occasionally folk just have the inaccurate concerns when it comes to budgets. Related Lieutenant Mac. “Oh boy sir, our issues are solved! I just found an internet site with dog food coupons on it! Really? What sort of site would offer free printable dog food coupons?” Asked Chief Williams. “Dogfood-coupon.com! That was easy.” Said Marty. That seems too good to be true, that is just like saying I can get a free PC at ‘freelaptop.com’, something just doesn’t add up. If they offer coupons online to everyone who wants them, why don't they just lower the price of their food so they don’t have to waste time offering coupons?” Inquired Chief Williams. “It’s all a mind game sir, they know that people are much more likely to come buy their product if they sell it for far more than it’s worth, than they lower the price to something reasonable and everyone thinks they’re getting a great deal. The company wins whether or not you use the coupon. Claimed Marty. Dang those iams dog food coupons marketers are hard Well then let’s get some printed out, we all know how cranky Sparky gets without his food.” Ordered Chief Williams. “Yes sir.” Replied Lieutenant Mac. Sparky gets without his food.” Ordered Chief Williams. “Yes sir.” Replied Lieutenant Mac.